Timothy Patrick McMahon

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On December 13th, 2010, I wrote…

Last year, I spent way too much time browsing the internet just looking for the lulz. It was fun, but a complete waiste of time. I’ve broken myself of that habit thankfully. (though, I still haven’t accomplished anything yet with all this new time I’m not flittering away.)

Anyway, here is a bunch of stuff I found last spring, (which is eons ago in internet time). Just wanted to share it, so I can justify this stuff clogging up my hard drive. (this is post one of two – I’ll get to the rest of it later.)

Well, here is post two. Sorry it took me so long to get back to this. Enjoy!

I love that you can read this as he left them, or, he killed them. Makes me smirk darkly either way.

I'm with the 80%

Religions are silly!

We got a puppy last year - It's true!

 

Liked this one, simple as that.

Ya know, there are a great many things not in the bible...

I think the same can be said for politics.

One for the Potter fans.

Milhouse is not a meme.

Science can be funny too!

Statistically, my life is half over, and I've already come to this conclusion.

 

I wake up everyday feeling like this banana. Ugh.

So sad. So funny. So true.

His signature shot.

Punny!

It was funny when I was 9, it's funny now.

I wonder who was the first idiot to pull this face and think that it made her seem hot?

IMagine what we could do, if we all worked together?

We all do it in the end. :-)

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February 23, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Negatives

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Reasons My Life Sucks, numbers 113 to 221:

113> I borrowed a roof rake from a neighbor, and broke it.

114> I have ice damns on my new roof that I just know are going to cause some kind of structural damage.

115> The above mentioned new roof cost too freakin’ much.

116> I didn’t post yesterday.

117> I drank soda yesterday.

118> Numbers 116 & 117 are just more proof that I can’t complete, or keep up with, anything I set out to do.

119> I purchased a new washing machine yesterday.

220> I couldn’t afford a really good washing machine yesterday.

221> Just the fact that I need to care about such things such as roofs and washing machines sucks.

Written by Timothy Patrick McMahon

February 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Posted in Me, Random Crap, Sad

I can’t think of a thing to write.

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I can’t think of a thing to write.  But, I’m not going to make this another “Lamest. Post. Ever.” Anyway…

So, after failing to post yesterday (damn, there goes the 356 attempt, AGAIN!), I only have an hour left to post before the day is over.  Now, to come up with something to say…

Damn, I’m tired…

Uhmmm…  How about some random crap…

 

UPDATE – The date/time listed below is not accurate!  I DID post on the 25th.  Damn you wordpress!!!

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January 26, 2011 at 12:36 am

Posted in Random Crap, Video

Funny Photos

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Last year, I spent way too much time browsing the internet just looking for the lulz. It was fun, but a complete waiste of time. I’ve broken myself of that habit thankfully. (though, I still haven’t accomplished anything yet with all this new time I’m not flittering away.)

Anyway, here is a bunch of stuff I found last spring, (which is eons ago in internet time). Just wanted to share it, so I can justify this stuff clogging up my hard drive.  (this is post one of two – I’ll get to the rest of it later.)

Amberlamps

An old reference, and not a funny picture, I just really liked this piece of art.

America

But it's freedom to have these crazy beliefs that makes this nation so damn great!

Flying Baby!

Ha! Babies are funny!

George F'in Bush

Gonna let this one speak for it self.

Beatles Phone Trick

It's the simple things that amuse me the most.

Burt-Alien & Ernie-Predator

I love when pop culture icons cross pollinate.

Carlin On Religion

The illogic of religion bothers me more then the BS.

Comic Book Issues

It's because I have issues, that I had to stop collection issues. (but I still have issues, both kinds.)

Try this!

Someday, when I am feeling my jerky-est, I will try this. Someday.

Daria

No joke here, other then to introduce you the woman I married. In both appearance and demeanor.

Disney Pr0n

Oh media, why would you lie to us?

My Dream

When I read stuff like this, I'm happy to learn that I am not alone in the world!

Portable Porn

Oh my, look how far technology has come! (no pun intended)

ESPN Fett

Once you see it, you will never unsee it!

Please Pass The Gas

Prolly fake, but it made me smirk.

Everyday Italian

I'mnot posting this because "Everyday Italian" is the greatest cooking show of all time, but because I was amazed to learn that there is a whole webste devoted to nothing but jokes about Food Network.

Forever A-Thumb

I love it when two memes intermix. Here, we have finger art and one of my personal favs, Forever Alone.

Hand Hitler

Sorry, but Hitler jokes still amuse me. Kinda appropriate that Mr Hand Hitler here is giving us the finger, since the real Hitler was such an asshole, don't you think?

Keep Moving

Old timey racism also amuses me. (We can joke about it, because bigotry is no longer an issue in America, right?) Why do sch inappropriate things make me laugh?

Jesus and Bigots

Oh wait, we still have such problems. Thanks religious right!

kitty cat

This one is so crude that I almost wasn't going to post it. Almost.

Loverchild

So wrong...

Men Who Stare

Honestly, after the first glance, you can't help but stare. Am I right!? Yes? Anyone?! Oh gawd, please don't tell me I'm alone on this one?!?

Moon

I was 6 months old at that time.

Josh Christ

:-)

Necromouse

I sooo hope this is fake!

Nervous Shirley

Another one that is just plain wrong, but it made me bust out laughing.

Onions

I'll admit, I've shed more then one tear in the kitchen.

Electric Snouts

Someday, when I have a place of my own, I'm going to do cool stuff like this!

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December 12, 2010 at 8:11 am

“Screw You”

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I’m going to post these on the chans and see if I can start something.  (I doubt it, but a boy can dream, right?)

Screw You Salt Water! Fresh Water is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You San Marino! Monaco is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Lobster! Shrimp is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Applebees! TGIFridays is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Chipmunks! Squirrels are way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You White Chocolate! Milk Chocolate is  way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You You Tube! Vimeo is  way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You DVD’s! Blu-Ray is way better. I’m just sayin’…

Let me here your “Screw You”.  Leave a comment.

 

Update: – this didn’t catch on like wildfire and become the next big meme on the chans.  (In fact, I was booted off of 420chan cause of it.  Oh well.)  It just goes to show that you can not force that which should be organic.

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October 28, 2010 at 9:36 am

Posted in Me, Meme, Random Crap

Just a thought, but…

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I think that Helen Thomas & Larry King should hook up and make an old man Benjamin Buttons-type baby. That would awesome!

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June 6, 2010 at 12:08 am

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Stick It In Your Mouth

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I just set up a “Stick It In Your Mouth” page (see the link in the upper right).

This is part of an ongoing “video performance piece” where I will try to create 10 videos a day.  – Email me or comment on the “Stick It In Your Mouth” page, and tell me what you would like me to next “stick in my mouth”. I will be be sure to credit you in the video if your idea is used.

Also, tell your friends and send them the link to https://timothypatrickmcmahon.wordpress.com/stick-it-in-your-mouth/ .  Thank you.








Written by Timothy Patrick McMahon

May 13, 2010 at 9:33 am

Posted in Art, Meme, Random Crap, Video