Timothy Patrick McMahon

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And I’m Back

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I haven’t given this site any love in months and months.  Let me catch you up on why…

School started in the fall, and I thought I would have all this free time with the kids away each day, but no, I didn’t.  In fact, I became even busier then ever with kid-based activities.  I also took a class myself (but that was a disaster to talk about another day).

Then, December rolled around and brough Star Wars: The Old Republic.  This is a MMO game that I had been waiting years for, and well, once it hit, it sucked up ALL my free time for weeks and weeks.  I’m starting to come down off my SWTOR high, and while I still enjoy it, I no longer feel the need to spend every free moment playing it.

So, things are less busy with the kids now, and I have broken my addiction, and I feel that it is time to get back to the internet.

Why the hell do I feel the compulsion to post crap on line?  I’ve had this “need” for years now, and I  think I should be over it by now.  Especially since I have nothing to say; no original thoughts or witticisms, no grand adventures to document, no works of creativity to share.  But, something about this modern era of digital sharing drives me to keep posting and reposting, even though I know no one is listening, or cares.

This compulsion really kicks in every two years when ROFLcon rolls around.  ROFLcon III is just a few months away, and if I ever hope to be on a panel (one of my secret dreams), then I need to get off my butt and find some internet notoriety.  But, again, I have nothing worth sharing.

Anyway, I’ve given up creating online goals for myself that I never follow through on.  (my latest idea was to just post audio snippets, but I hate the nasally sound of my inarticulate voice.)  I’ll just go back to reposting other peoples crap.  Enjoy!

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February 14, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Posted in Me, Meme, Star Wars

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On no, the internets have leaked into real life again!

I love when this happens!

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February 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Posted in Meme, News Story

Random Images

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On December 13th, 2010, I wrote…

Last year, I spent way too much time browsing the internet just looking for the lulz. It was fun, but a complete waiste of time. I’ve broken myself of that habit thankfully. (though, I still haven’t accomplished anything yet with all this new time I’m not flittering away.)

Anyway, here is a bunch of stuff I found last spring, (which is eons ago in internet time). Just wanted to share it, so I can justify this stuff clogging up my hard drive. (this is post one of two – I’ll get to the rest of it later.)

Well, here is post two. Sorry it took me so long to get back to this. Enjoy!

I love that you can read this as he left them, or, he killed them. Makes me smirk darkly either way.

I'm with the 80%

Religions are silly!

We got a puppy last year - It's true!

 

Liked this one, simple as that.

Ya know, there are a great many things not in the bible...

I think the same can be said for politics.

One for the Potter fans.

Milhouse is not a meme.

Science can be funny too!

Statistically, my life is half over, and I've already come to this conclusion.

 

I wake up everyday feeling like this banana. Ugh.

So sad. So funny. So true.

His signature shot.

Punny!

It was funny when I was 9, it's funny now.

I wonder who was the first idiot to pull this face and think that it made her seem hot?

IMagine what we could do, if we all worked together?

We all do it in the end. :-)

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February 23, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Enjoy!

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January 22, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Posted in Funny, Meme

“Movie Review In 140 Characters Or Less” #55

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TRON: LEGACY -As good as my childhood memories r of the original (even tho my adulthood memories of the original r not that good). 3D is A+!

And as a bonus, I give you Mr. Jay Maynard, The Tron Guy, with me in the background, as we appeared in Wired Magazine together! (ROFLcon 2008)

Jay Marnard, The Tron Guy, at ROFLcon 2008

Update – I just found this article on TMZ.  It made me sad. :-(  It reads…

Jay Maynard — who’s been doing the Tron Guy thing since ’04 — tells TMZ, he gave his local movie theater a heads-up that he planned to see the new “Tron” flick in his famous costume … but for some reason, they “adamantly” insisted he wouldn’t be admitted if he suited up.

We don’t know why management refused — the suit OBVIOUSLY belongs in a museum — but Maynard believes it’s because his masterpiece is “too distracting.”

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January 5, 2011 at 1:17 am

Posted in Meme, Movies, ROFLcon

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Last year, I spent way too much time browsing the internet just looking for the lulz. It was fun, but a complete waiste of time. I’ve broken myself of that habit thankfully. (though, I still haven’t accomplished anything yet with all this new time I’m not flittering away.)

Anyway, here is a bunch of stuff I found last spring, (which is eons ago in internet time). Just wanted to share it, so I can justify this stuff clogging up my hard drive.  (this is post one of two – I’ll get to the rest of it later.)

Amberlamps

An old reference, and not a funny picture, I just really liked this piece of art.

America

But it's freedom to have these crazy beliefs that makes this nation so damn great!

Flying Baby!

Ha! Babies are funny!

George F'in Bush

Gonna let this one speak for it self.

Beatles Phone Trick

It's the simple things that amuse me the most.

Burt-Alien & Ernie-Predator

I love when pop culture icons cross pollinate.

Carlin On Religion

The illogic of religion bothers me more then the BS.

Comic Book Issues

It's because I have issues, that I had to stop collection issues. (but I still have issues, both kinds.)

Try this!

Someday, when I am feeling my jerky-est, I will try this. Someday.

Daria

No joke here, other then to introduce you the woman I married. In both appearance and demeanor.

Disney Pr0n

Oh media, why would you lie to us?

My Dream

When I read stuff like this, I'm happy to learn that I am not alone in the world!

Portable Porn

Oh my, look how far technology has come! (no pun intended)

ESPN Fett

Once you see it, you will never unsee it!

Please Pass The Gas

Prolly fake, but it made me smirk.

Everyday Italian

I'mnot posting this because "Everyday Italian" is the greatest cooking show of all time, but because I was amazed to learn that there is a whole webste devoted to nothing but jokes about Food Network.

Forever A-Thumb

I love it when two memes intermix. Here, we have finger art and one of my personal favs, Forever Alone.

Hand Hitler

Sorry, but Hitler jokes still amuse me. Kinda appropriate that Mr Hand Hitler here is giving us the finger, since the real Hitler was such an asshole, don't you think?

Keep Moving

Old timey racism also amuses me. (We can joke about it, because bigotry is no longer an issue in America, right?) Why do sch inappropriate things make me laugh?

Jesus and Bigots

Oh wait, we still have such problems. Thanks religious right!

kitty cat

This one is so crude that I almost wasn't going to post it. Almost.

Loverchild

So wrong...

Men Who Stare

Honestly, after the first glance, you can't help but stare. Am I right!? Yes? Anyone?! Oh gawd, please don't tell me I'm alone on this one?!?

Moon

I was 6 months old at that time.

Josh Christ

:-)

Necromouse

I sooo hope this is fake!

Nervous Shirley

Another one that is just plain wrong, but it made me bust out laughing.

Onions

I'll admit, I've shed more then one tear in the kitchen.

Electric Snouts

Someday, when I have a place of my own, I'm going to do cool stuff like this!

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December 12, 2010 at 8:11 am

“Screw You”

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I’m going to post these on the chans and see if I can start something.  (I doubt it, but a boy can dream, right?)

Screw You Salt Water! Fresh Water is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You San Marino! Monaco is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Lobster! Shrimp is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Applebees! TGIFridays is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Chipmunks! Squirrels are way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You White Chocolate! Milk Chocolate is  way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You You Tube! Vimeo is  way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You DVD’s! Blu-Ray is way better. I’m just sayin’…

Let me here your “Screw You”.  Leave a comment.

 

Update: – this didn’t catch on like wildfire and become the next big meme on the chans.  (In fact, I was booted off of 420chan cause of it.  Oh well.)  It just goes to show that you can not force that which should be organic.

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October 28, 2010 at 9:36 am

Posted in Me, Meme, Random Crap