Timothy Patrick McMahon

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Self Portrait

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June 20, 2011 at 3:22 am

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Sad Dad

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Sad Dad

Sad Dad

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June 15, 2011 at 1:47 pm

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Arse Kicking

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My camera is kicking my arse! I broke down and bought this book.  I’m now reading it for the second time.  I feel like a noob. I just want to create photos half as good as Lauren Farmer’s, is that too much to ask?

(Maybe I need some new lenses…)

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March 4, 2011 at 4:42 pm

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Random Images

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On December 13th, 2010, I wrote…

Last year, I spent way too much time browsing the internet just looking for the lulz. It was fun, but a complete waiste of time. I’ve broken myself of that habit thankfully. (though, I still haven’t accomplished anything yet with all this new time I’m not flittering away.)

Anyway, here is a bunch of stuff I found last spring, (which is eons ago in internet time). Just wanted to share it, so I can justify this stuff clogging up my hard drive. (this is post one of two – I’ll get to the rest of it later.)

Well, here is post two. Sorry it took me so long to get back to this. Enjoy!

I love that you can read this as he left them, or, he killed them. Makes me smirk darkly either way.

I'm with the 80%

Religions are silly!

We got a puppy last year - It's true!

 

Liked this one, simple as that.

Ya know, there are a great many things not in the bible...

I think the same can be said for politics.

One for the Potter fans.

Milhouse is not a meme.

Science can be funny too!

Statistically, my life is half over, and I've already come to this conclusion.

 

I wake up everyday feeling like this banana. Ugh.

So sad. So funny. So true.

His signature shot.

Punny!

It was funny when I was 9, it's funny now.

I wonder who was the first idiot to pull this face and think that it made her seem hot?

IMagine what we could do, if we all worked together?

We all do it in the end. :-)

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February 23, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Chip Zdarsky

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What I love about the internet: Number 782 – Sometimes you just stumble onto some pretty cool stuff.

Today, I discovered Chip Zdarsky (zdarsky.tumblr.com).  A friend had sent me a page from “The Petal Falls Twice”, part of his One Page Series, where he posts a single page of a work-not-in-progress.  This page made me laugh.  Here, check  it out for yourself…

Pretty Awesome, eh?

 

Anyway, I found a lot other cool stuff on his site (though this was the funniest).  His site is mostly art work, and I liked what I saw.

I wasn’t sure if this was his work or not, but he had a link to a great piece from The National Post entitled “Steve Murray’s life lessons (for every age)”  I’m just going to give you the link here, but I recommend you click it and give it a read.  There is some witty stuff in thereEnjoy.

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January 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Posted in Art, Funny, Intelligent, Link

Mancini, manicotti, mandingo.

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This mantra got stuck in my head today while driving home from the dog park.  I had to get it out of there (my head, that is), so by sharing it with the world, I think I have.

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January 6, 2011 at 11:27 am

Posted in Art, Me, Video

Funny Photos

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Last year, I spent way too much time browsing the internet just looking for the lulz. It was fun, but a complete waiste of time. I’ve broken myself of that habit thankfully. (though, I still haven’t accomplished anything yet with all this new time I’m not flittering away.)

Anyway, here is a bunch of stuff I found last spring, (which is eons ago in internet time). Just wanted to share it, so I can justify this stuff clogging up my hard drive.  (this is post one of two – I’ll get to the rest of it later.)

Amberlamps

An old reference, and not a funny picture, I just really liked this piece of art.

America

But it's freedom to have these crazy beliefs that makes this nation so damn great!

Flying Baby!

Ha! Babies are funny!

George F'in Bush

Gonna let this one speak for it self.

Beatles Phone Trick

It's the simple things that amuse me the most.

Burt-Alien & Ernie-Predator

I love when pop culture icons cross pollinate.

Carlin On Religion

The illogic of religion bothers me more then the BS.

Comic Book Issues

It's because I have issues, that I had to stop collection issues. (but I still have issues, both kinds.)

Try this!

Someday, when I am feeling my jerky-est, I will try this. Someday.

Daria

No joke here, other then to introduce you the woman I married. In both appearance and demeanor.

Disney Pr0n

Oh media, why would you lie to us?

My Dream

When I read stuff like this, I'm happy to learn that I am not alone in the world!

Portable Porn

Oh my, look how far technology has come! (no pun intended)

ESPN Fett

Once you see it, you will never unsee it!

Please Pass The Gas

Prolly fake, but it made me smirk.

Everyday Italian

I'mnot posting this because "Everyday Italian" is the greatest cooking show of all time, but because I was amazed to learn that there is a whole webste devoted to nothing but jokes about Food Network.

Forever A-Thumb

I love it when two memes intermix. Here, we have finger art and one of my personal favs, Forever Alone.

Hand Hitler

Sorry, but Hitler jokes still amuse me. Kinda appropriate that Mr Hand Hitler here is giving us the finger, since the real Hitler was such an asshole, don't you think?

Keep Moving

Old timey racism also amuses me. (We can joke about it, because bigotry is no longer an issue in America, right?) Why do sch inappropriate things make me laugh?

Jesus and Bigots

Oh wait, we still have such problems. Thanks religious right!

kitty cat

This one is so crude that I almost wasn't going to post it. Almost.

Loverchild

So wrong...

Men Who Stare

Honestly, after the first glance, you can't help but stare. Am I right!? Yes? Anyone?! Oh gawd, please don't tell me I'm alone on this one?!?

Moon

I was 6 months old at that time.

Josh Christ

:-)

Necromouse

I sooo hope this is fake!

Nervous Shirley

Another one that is just plain wrong, but it made me bust out laughing.

Onions

I'll admit, I've shed more then one tear in the kitchen.

Electric Snouts

Someday, when I have a place of my own, I'm going to do cool stuff like this!

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December 12, 2010 at 8:11 am