Timothy Patrick McMahon

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Archive for May 2010

Get Out Of There!

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Get The Hell Out Of There!

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May 12, 2010 at 8:40 am

Posted in Movies

More photos I laughed at.

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Vader plays some serious mind games.

Yoda Cloud - I hope this is real and not Photoshopped.

Buy me this shirt!

Yes. Yes I do.

Once you see it, you will never unsee it.

For all the /b/tards in the house!

Too True!

After all this time, i'm still lovin' the vertical Batman/Joker comics.

Photoshop Awesomeness!

And haters gonna hate.

Preach It Cookie Monster!

The 3 Wolf Moon panel at ROFLcon was better then you would have expected.

The boy is having a birthday next week, that means new Legos for me!

So do i.

You tell him Lando.

I love that the mustache almost looks like a heart. Adorable!

This is me.

Hot!

Ha!

I find this to be amazingly great.

Another classic from C&H!

And another!

I would.

Logic trumps faith.

An oldie but a goodie.

My ass aint fat, but I do sit on it way too much (thus this website).

Written by Timothy Patrick McMahon

May 11, 2010 at 10:27 am

Posted in Funny, Photo

Holy Moly!

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Inappropriate things make me laugh.  Especially religion, death and the Nazis.  Here is a bunk of Jesus Jokes that made me laugh.  Man, that guy can be a deal dick sometimes, eh?  Enjoy!

On Golden Pond

Now we know where earthquakes come from.

Most of this stuff is just made up anyway, right?

Don't try this at home.

Now, that's just rude!

Ha! Jesus tells mom jokes! Ha!

Whata douche.

How annoying.

LOL indeed Jesus, lol indeed.

Here we see the pervy side of Jesus.

Now, is Jesus trying to get this guy to go out and be his wingman for the night, or are they roomates and is Jesus trying to get him out of the apartment so that he can be alone with a lady?

Cancer Jokes! Love 'em!

Sure, he's being a dick to the guy here, but he is helping the lady in this one. So, maybe Jesus isn't such a bad guy after all.

I wonder why he doesnt have legs?

Jesus would be a creationist, wouldn't he.

Like I said, I like to laugh at inapropriate things.

OFFICE SPACE!

That's just wrong!

You think Jesus would understand science. After all, his dad did invent this stuff!

Both comments make me laugh.

And I'll end today on a bad play on words. Goodnight folks!

Written by Timothy Patrick McMahon

May 11, 2010 at 9:29 am

Posted in Funny, Meme, Photo

Conan!

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Made me laugh.  Worth the time if you’re a fan!

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May 10, 2010 at 1:12 pm

that’s kinda gross dude

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I want to make a “Dumb American” joke here, but  just can’t bring myself to do so.

via BoingBoing

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May 10, 2010 at 9:26 am

Posted in Funny

MassHoles

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Why do drivers in Massachusetts refuse to use their turn signals?  WHY!?!? Can someone please explain this to me?

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May 10, 2010 at 8:37 am

Posted in Random Crap

Facebook

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I’m sick of Facebook.  I think I need to give it up for a while.  Here’s what I posted today…

I’m sorry Facebook, it’s not me, it’s you.  We need to go our separate ways.  I’ve found someone new.  Her name is Tumblr.  She’s younger, slimmer, and way cooler.  She doesn’t have the crazy streak that I all too often see in you, and none of the extra “bloat” that you carry around.  She’s prettier to look at too.  Anyway, I’ll still post to you from time to, remotely.  But, I can’t bring myself to spend so much time with you each day.  You’re dragging me down.  See ya around.

Written by Timothy Patrick McMahon

May 8, 2010 at 11:11 am

Posted in Me, Tech