Timothy Patrick McMahon

Yes, THAT Timothy Patrick McMahon!

Holy Texts As A Movie Franchise

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I saw this posted online today.  Made me laugh…

Think of it like a movie series.  The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel.  Then the Qu’ran comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened.  There’s still Jesus, but he’s not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn’t show up yet.

Jews like the first movie, but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie “doesn’t count”, Muslims think the third one was the best, and Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that doesn’t fit with ANY of the series canon.

Written by Timothy Patrick McMahon

October 27, 2009 at 8:42 am

Posted in Books, Movies

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