Timothy Patrick McMahon

On December 13th, 2010, I wrote…

Last year, I spent way too much time browsing the internet just looking for the lulz. It was fun, but a complete waiste of time. I’ve broken myself of that habit thankfully. (though, I still haven’t accomplished anything yet with all this new time I’m not flittering away.)

Anyway, here is a bunch of stuff I found last spring, (which is eons ago in internet time). Just wanted to share it, so I can justify this stuff clogging up my hard drive. (this is post one of two – I’ll get to the rest of it later.)

Well, here is post two. Sorry it took me so long to get back to this. Enjoy!

I love that you can read this as he left them, or, he killed them. Makes me smirk darkly either way.

I'm with the 80%

Religions are silly!

We got a puppy last year - It's true!

Liked this one, simple as that.

Ya know, there are a great many things not in the bible...

I think the same can be said for politics.

One for the Potter fans.

Milhouse is not a meme.

Science can be funny too!

Statistically, my life is half over, and I've already come to this conclusion.

I wake up everyday feeling like this banana. Ugh.

So sad. So funny. So true.

His signature shot.

Punny!

It was funny when I was 9, it's funny now.

I wonder who was the first idiot to pull this face and think that it made her seem hot?

IMagine what we could do, if we all worked together?

We all do it in the end. :-)

Reasons My Life Sucks, numbers 113 to 221:

113> I borrowed a roof rake from a neighbor, and broke it.

114> I have ice damns on my new roof that I just know are going to cause some kind of structural damage.

115> The above mentioned new roof cost too freakin’ much.

116> I didn’t post yesterday.

117> I drank soda yesterday.

118> Numbers 116 & 117 are just more proof that I can’t complete, or keep up with, anything I set out to do.

119> I purchased a new washing machine yesterday.

220> I couldn’t afford a really good washing machine yesterday.

221> Just the fact that I need to care about such things such as roofs and washing machines sucks.

I can’t think of a thing to write.  But, I’m not going to make this another “Lamest. Post. Ever.” Anyway…

So, after failing to post yesterday (damn, there goes the 356 attempt, AGAIN!), I only have an hour left to post before the day is over.  Now, to come up with something to say…

Damn, I’m tired…

Uhmmm…  How about some random crap…

UPDATE – The date/time listed below is not accurate!  I DID post on the 25th.  Damn you wordpress!!!

Last year, I spent way too much time browsing the internet just looking for the lulz. It was fun, but a complete waiste of time. I’ve broken myself of that habit thankfully. (though, I still haven’t accomplished anything yet with all this new time I’m not flittering away.)

Anyway, here is a bunch of stuff I found last spring, (which is eons ago in internet time). Just wanted to share it, so I can justify this stuff clogging up my hard drive.  (this is post one of two – I’ll get to the rest of it later.)

An old reference, and not a funny picture, I just really liked this piece of art.

But it's freedom to have these crazy beliefs that makes this nation so damn great!

Ha! Babies are funny!

Gonna let this one speak for it self.

It's the simple things that amuse me the most.

I love when pop culture icons cross pollinate.

The illogic of religion bothers me more then the BS.

It's because I have issues, that I had to stop collection issues. (but I still have issues, both kinds.)

Someday, when I am feeling my jerky-est, I will try this. Someday.

No joke here, other then to introduce you the woman I married. In both appearance and demeanor.

Oh media, why would you lie to us?

When I read stuff like this, I'm happy to learn that I am not alone in the world!

Oh my, look how far technology has come! (no pun intended)

Once you see it, you will never unsee it!

Prolly fake, but it made me smirk.

I'mnot posting this because "Everyday Italian" is the greatest cooking show of all time, but because I was amazed to learn that there is a whole webste devoted to nothing but jokes about Food Network.

I love it when two memes intermix. Here, we have finger art and one of my personal favs, Forever Alone.

Sorry, but Hitler jokes still amuse me. Kinda appropriate that Mr Hand Hitler here is giving us the finger, since the real Hitler was such an asshole, don't you think?

Old timey racism also amuses me. (We can joke about it, because bigotry is no longer an issue in America, right?) Why do sch inappropriate things make me laugh?

Oh wait, we still have such problems. Thanks religious right!

This one is so crude that I almost wasn't going to post it. Almost.

So wrong...

Honestly, after the first glance, you can't help but stare. Am I right!? Yes? Anyone?! Oh gawd, please don't tell me I'm alone on this one?!?

I was 6 months old at that time.

:-)

I sooo hope this is fake!

Another one that is just plain wrong, but it made me bust out laughing.

I'll admit, I've shed more then one tear in the kitchen.

Someday, when I have a place of my own, I'm going to do cool stuff like this!

I’m going to post these on the chans and see if I can start something.  (I doubt it, but a boy can dream, right?)

Screw You Salt Water! Fresh Water is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You San Marino! Monaco is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Lobster! Shrimp is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Applebees! TGIFridays is way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You Chipmunks! Squirrels are way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You White Chocolate! Milk Chocolate is  way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You You Tube! Vimeo is  way better. I’m just sayin’…
Screw You DVD’s! Blu-Ray is way better. I’m just sayin’…

Let me here your “Screw You”.  Leave a comment.

Update: – this didn’t catch on like wildfire and become the next big meme on the chans.  (In fact, I was booted off of 420chan cause of it.  Oh well.)  It just goes to show that you can not force that which should be organic.

I think that Helen Thomas & Larry King should hook up and make an old man Benjamin Buttons-type baby. That would awesome!

I just set up a “Stick It In Your Mouth” page (see the link in the upper right).

This is part of an ongoing “video performance piece” where I will try to create 10 videos a day.  – Email me or comment on the “Stick It In Your Mouth” page, and tell me what you would like me to next “stick in my mouth”. I will be be sure to credit you in the video if your idea is used.

Also, tell your friends and send them the link to http://timothypatrickmcmahon.wordpress.com/stick-it-in-your-mouth/ .  Thank you.

Why do drivers in Massachusetts refuse to use their turn signals?  WHY!?!? Can someone please explain this to me?

Another video stolen from ZeFrank.

More things I’ve found online that made me laugh, but might “upset” some of you. Oh well. I wont apologize, but I will keep on giggling like a school girl.

It's an AT-AT - Get it?

Emoticons can be hawt too!

Punny & Arty

Politcal Perspective

I wanna know what happened AFTER grandma went to the Lemon Party

I'm gonna miss LOST next year :-(

Can you even buy cassettes any more?

It probably is.

I'd see this movie.

This is why I love Photoshop! (even bad Photoshop.)

Oh Babies! So stupid. And so angry!

Change is good. I need some change.

Prolly fake, but it would be a great show to attend!

Those aren't pandas!

It's deep, cuz it's true. Too true. :-/

Psych 101

Odin is the All-Father!

excuses, excuses.

Can you watch all of this and keep your sanity?

And on a sorta-related note…

I’m in love with the English and French girls in the Microsoft Windows 7 commercials. – How sad is that?

I’ve never sent or received a video message on Facebook. Do any of you ever uses this feature? Just curious.

(file under “The internet is wierd.”) – Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you…. MOONGINA!

This stuff made me laugh, or at the least, grin.  And since the internet is about sharing, I’m now sharing them with you.

Too True!

I made a t-shirt with this image. It didn't come out so good. ugh

I haven't seen or read the Twillght Stuff, but I luv a good Twillght joke!

Gory, but funny!

I want a hores for my birthday!

Death + Masturbation = Hillarity!

Were you at first arroused? Congrats, you're a pederphile now!

Possible Lost spin-off. I'd watch it!

Old. But, this explains why I do what I do.

Not blind yet! (But I do need glasses.)

Made me laff!

Superheroes and abbortion jokes; two of my favorite things.

I'm going to get some gruff about this one!

My photoshop skillz are weak, and I feel like less of man due to this. :-(

"Hell is other people." - John-Paul Sarte

Great Parenting!

Bodacious!

I'm a Star Wars nerd and a World War II geek.

Soy Almond “Milk” – Sorry, but you shouldn’t call it “milk” unless it comes from a teat. Just sayin’.

Before I go onto new stuff, here’s some new fun stuff I found…

But remember, the cake is a lie!

I just found a picture online of Monty Hall and my uncles house is in the back ground. Man, the internet is so random sometimes!

I wonder just how many fuckyeah‘s there on Tumblr. And, which was the first?

Every Facebook fad puts FB one small step closer to being the next MySpace.

Kika had a second litter! – Gotta love the puppy cam!

Another year down, another year closer to death. (don’t fight it, we’re all going to die, it’s a fact!)