Timothy Patrick McMahon

http://ping.fm/p/vBcXm – The Goose.

My son asked to see some photos of me when I was his age.  But, I don’t have any.  My mom has them all.  All I have is an album of baby photos of myself.  While flipping through this book of pictures, I came a couple of interest, that I thought I would share…

That’s my mom, at what I’m guessing is her 9th month of pregnancy.  Take a close look.  Take a look at her hand… Smokes and a Coke.  No wonder I turned out so sickly looking!

Up next, is a photo of my first day home from the hospital…

Yup, the put me right down next to the ash tray.  There’s no better way to celebrate the newest addition to your family then the cool refreshing taste of Marlboro!   -the 70′s were AWESOME!!!

Up next, I have a few pictures for the ladies! (Beware, contains male frontal nudity.  I’m about to go all Full Monty on ya!)

Why yes, I am still that big!  - And for those of you who are wondering what I’ve got out back…

And finally, here is a buncha shots of me visiting my Grandparents.  On a related note, in my baby album, it seems like there are photos of many, many topless men.  Why didn’t gentlemen wear shirts in 1972?

After taking a photo class, I’ve been playing with my camera more.  I’ve just posted some stuff on my Tumblr.  I’m too busy to repost here as well, so, go check out http://timothypatrickmcmahon.tumblr.com/ - thanks.

marryme, originally uploaded by TimothyPatrickMcMahon.

:-)

Gawd, do I wish I had gone to a High School this cool.

I found this on THE DAILY WHAT.  They wrote… “Meanwhile, At A Public High School In Vancouver of the Day: You are not your grades.”

Star Wars + Lego + Guinness = Greatness!

Inappropriate things make me laugh.  Especially religion, death and the Nazis.  Here is a bunk of Jesus Jokes that made me laugh.  Man, that guy can be a deal dick sometimes, eh?  Enjoy!

On Golden Pond

Now we know where earthquakes come from.

Most of this stuff is just made up anyway, right?

Don't try this at home.

Now, that's just rude!

Ha! Jesus tells mom jokes! Ha!

Whata douche.

How annoying.

LOL indeed Jesus, lol indeed.

Here we see the pervy side of Jesus.

Now, is Jesus trying to get this guy to go out and be his wingman for the night, or are they roomates and is Jesus trying to get him out of the apartment so that he can be alone with a lady?

Cancer Jokes! Love 'em!

Sure, he's being a dick to the guy here, but he is helping the lady in this one. So, maybe Jesus isn't such a bad guy after all.

I wonder why he doesnt have legs?

Jesus would be a creationist, wouldn't he.

Like I said, I like to laugh at inapropriate things.

OFFICE SPACE!

That's just wrong!

You think Jesus would understand science. After all, his dad did invent this stuff!

Both comments make me laugh.

And I'll end today on a bad play on words. Goodnight folks!

It seems to me that all I do is troll the internet looking for things that make me laugh, then repost them here a week later.  I really need to get off of my butt and do something original and creative online soon.  Ugh.

Oh well, until that time, here you go, a few more photos I liked.

Want!

I wish I could think of this stuff!

I've had this dream.

I'm related to The Scarecrow. True Story!

Bet you didn't know that Jesus could be such a douche when he wanted to, now did you?

This is "old" by internet standards, but I still love it!

...And easier then marriage!

More things I’ve found online that made me laugh, but might “upset” some of you. Oh well. I wont apologize, but I will keep on giggling like a school girl.

It's an AT-AT - Get it?

Emoticons can be hawt too!

Punny & Arty

Politcal Perspective

I wanna know what happened AFTER grandma went to the Lemon Party

I'm gonna miss LOST next year :-(

Can you even buy cassettes any more?

It probably is.

I'd see this movie.

This is why I love Photoshop! (even bad Photoshop.)

Oh Babies! So stupid. And so angry!

Change is good. I need some change.

Prolly fake, but it would be a great show to attend!

Those aren't pandas!

It's deep, cuz it's true. Too true. :-/

Psych 101

Odin is the All-Father!

excuses, excuses.

Stolen from BoingBoing… “Teabonics is a Flickr set of signs seen primarily at Tea Party Protests (that) feature ‘creative’ spelling or grammar.” Check out the link. But I must say, thet ass a terribel speler, I dont sea whats’ so funnie.

Check It Out Here.

…that made me laugh, and may offend some of you.

In the town, where I was born...

You can see it, can't you?

God/Gamer Jokes. I like 'em!

Let me know if you want cookies.

I want this t-shirt.

I want to shake the hand of the person who made this cake!

Let's all move to the Granite State!

I want a little lady in my 'puter too.

I like to shoot things in games!

I am curious, I'll admit it.

Reminds me of that time in Reno.

Punny!

Chubby Bastards.

God is one mean bastard!

I haven't reached the final stage yet. Yet.

agreed

I found this to be rather clever.

Another t-shirt I want!

Ha!

Hawt!

Pretty Monkey.

Sadley, I easily weep. :-(

Someone needs to make these in real life.

I only post this because I am secretly jealous of good designers.

This stuff made me laugh, or at the least, grin.  And since the internet is about sharing, I’m now sharing them with you.

Too True!

I made a t-shirt with this image. It didn't come out so good. ugh

I haven't seen or read the Twillght Stuff, but I luv a good Twillght joke!

Gory, but funny!

I want a hores for my birthday!

Death + Masturbation = Hillarity!

Were you at first arroused? Congrats, you're a pederphile now!

Possible Lost spin-off. I'd watch it!

Old. But, this explains why I do what I do.

Not blind yet! (But I do need glasses.)

Made me laff!

Superheroes and abbortion jokes; two of my favorite things.

I'm going to get some gruff about this one!

My photoshop skillz are weak, and I feel like less of man due to this. :-(

"Hell is other people." - John-Paul Sarte

Great Parenting!

Bodacious!

I'm a Star Wars nerd and a World War II geek.

There’s just something about cute Star Wars girls!

I recently found my 4th grade “yearbook”.  It’s just a bunch of photos that were photocopied, printed and then bound together.  I am feeling old because the pictures all square with rounded edges (plus the fact that this was 29 years ago). Do they even make film like that anymore?

When I think about 4th grade I think about Atari, sledding at Jason Abare’s house and sliding through dog poop, the video game cabinets also at his house and the rope swing he had that scared the crap out of me, learning how to play football (and liking it), being pushed into little league (and hating it), Bob Osgood’s awesome tree fort, maple syrup, really liking school and really liking the school building (is it weird for a nine year old to appreciate architecture?), seeing my first movie on a VCR (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory) at Marianna Luring’s house (it was a class trip after we read the book), Marianna Lurings fingers (the were long and skinny and the image of the has stayed in my head for years), the three legged dog who lived two blocks away,  the recorder, having to go to speech therapy because I lisped and my TH’s sounded like S’s, taking piano lessons, learning to play Dungeons and Dragons, the silver short band radio I had which at night received signals from very far away, the dog we thought was a stray and took in and named Sheba only to find out it belong to the neighbors and her name was Jesse, playing tag on our bikes with tennis balls in the summer, being really into Casey Kasems top 40, sliding at Vermont Academy, thinking Vermont Academy was a college, waiting for The Return Of The Jedi to come out the next year, first noticing girls in that “special way”, playing with firecrackers, being able to go out and explore the town in ways I would never let my 4th grade daughter do now, getting into my first (of only two) fist fights as a kid (not counting the ones I had with my brother), swimming at the rec, the YMCA day camp, Shel Silverstein & Japanese styled ink paintings, monarch butterflies and milk weed, making crystals, the bad school sandwiches that were on stryrofoam plates and wrapped in plastic, that cool big blue house (again, what’s with the architecture?), learning to blow my nose without a tissue, getting my first alarm clock (which is still on my bedside table and still works!), the silver triangular climbing thing on the playground, the big concrete sewer pipes on the playground, the grocery store in town with the scary old couple and the dusty shelves who had the best candy, and the other grocery store in town who would sell me cigarettes (for my mom).

I’ve scanned the yearbook.  You can see the pages on Flickr

My favorite photo from the Olympics…

by William H. Fox Talbot, circa 1842 – - – - I am drawn to this photo.  It haunts me.

…but I find Nazi’s to be waaaaaaay to funny sometimes. What the hell is wrong with me.

And some other pictures as well…

Cute, but it did not end well!